Post by JRCameron on Sept 30, 2012 4:16:23 GMT -5
Times are GMT -08. AKA, my time zone.
[12:43 AM] JRCameron: Okay. Morning time. An empty plain. Jack Cass stands in his shining armor before the mage that is his most bitter rival. His two-handed sword is drawn, shining silver. He sneers. "Come at me, bro."
[12:48 AM] batias: Loose Bowels scratches his poop stained robes, ignoring the words of the paladin.
[12:50 AM] JRCameron: "No?! WELL FINE!" The paladin charges, yelling as he raises his blade in anger.
[12:57 AM] batias: That was enough to get the attention of the bunny summoner. Loose Bowels quickly grabs the hat off his head and places the opening of it near the opening of his buttocks.
[12:59 AM] JRCameron: Five feet of distance between the bunny mage and the paladin. Jack's blade is raised, he lets out a yell of rage.
[01:07 AM] batias: Despite the paladin being too close for comfort, Loose Bowels imprudently lifts up his robes and craps in his top hat, thus starting the bunny making process. "HHHHRAAAANNNGGG" was all he could mutter because he had a hard stool and it was difficult to get the bunny making material out.
[01:07 AM] JRCameron: The paladin blinks in surprise, hesitating at the loud sound of his enemy's painful and constipated cry. "Uhh... You alright?"
[01:15 AM] batias: Loose Bowels looks the paladin in the eye, as if to reply. A hat filled with undesirables cuts off the eye contact. "MAGICZ," he screams, and a purple glitter falls from his hand while he hovers it over the hat, turning the brown pile of turd into a cute, white rabbit.
[01:16 AM] JRCameron: Immediately regretting his hesitation, Jack Cass swings his blade in a wide horizontal arc at the mage's chest. "DIE!"
[01:30 AM] batias: Loose Bowels, feeling quite confident in the power of his white rabbit, doesn't even think about dodging. Rather, he takes his bunny, made from a crap pile, and uses it to block the blade.
[01:32 AM] JRCameron: The blade stops at the bunny, though the bunny dies in the process. Jack Cass spits, aiming a kick into his opponent's stomach.
[01:41 AM] batias: Loose Bowels, the bunny mage, not being trained to fight up close doesn't have the experience to dodge nor block the kick. The mage lets himself fall backwards, seeing as it might be farther away from that nasty blade. He would be holding what was left of the bunny, assuming he is able to get it off the sword.
[01:43 AM] JRCameron: The paladin raises his hand, looking down into his bitter rival's eyes. "Beg for mercy."
[01:54 AM] batias: Loose grimaced at the Paladin. His eyes were filled with bunny mage angst. Now was the time to decide, did the bunny die in vain, or not?! It was in vain. The mage made his final derp and said goodbye. "NNNYYYYYUUUUUUUU!!!!!" he yelled. This was derp for no.
[01:56 AM] JRCameron: "Then your reign of terror is over." With a blast of holy energy, the paladin ends the loose sphinctered rabbit mage's life. Unless...
[01:57 AM] batias: (Unless?)
[01:57 AM] JRCameron: That was your cue to pull some uber skill out of your ass. If not, then I suggest we switch sides. You play the paladin, and I'll play the shit-based bunny mage.
[12:43 AM] JRCameron: Okay. Morning time. An empty plain. Jack Cass stands in his shining armor before the mage that is his most bitter rival. His two-handed sword is drawn, shining silver. He sneers. "Come at me, bro."
[12:48 AM] batias: Loose Bowels scratches his poop stained robes, ignoring the words of the paladin.
[12:50 AM] JRCameron: "No?! WELL FINE!" The paladin charges, yelling as he raises his blade in anger.
[12:57 AM] batias: That was enough to get the attention of the bunny summoner. Loose Bowels quickly grabs the hat off his head and places the opening of it near the opening of his buttocks.
[12:59 AM] JRCameron: Five feet of distance between the bunny mage and the paladin. Jack's blade is raised, he lets out a yell of rage.
[01:07 AM] batias: Despite the paladin being too close for comfort, Loose Bowels imprudently lifts up his robes and craps in his top hat, thus starting the bunny making process. "HHHHRAAAANNNGGG" was all he could mutter because he had a hard stool and it was difficult to get the bunny making material out.
[01:07 AM] JRCameron: The paladin blinks in surprise, hesitating at the loud sound of his enemy's painful and constipated cry. "Uhh... You alright?"
[01:15 AM] batias: Loose Bowels looks the paladin in the eye, as if to reply. A hat filled with undesirables cuts off the eye contact. "MAGICZ," he screams, and a purple glitter falls from his hand while he hovers it over the hat, turning the brown pile of turd into a cute, white rabbit.
[01:16 AM] JRCameron: Immediately regretting his hesitation, Jack Cass swings his blade in a wide horizontal arc at the mage's chest. "DIE!"
[01:30 AM] batias: Loose Bowels, feeling quite confident in the power of his white rabbit, doesn't even think about dodging. Rather, he takes his bunny, made from a crap pile, and uses it to block the blade.
[01:32 AM] JRCameron: The blade stops at the bunny, though the bunny dies in the process. Jack Cass spits, aiming a kick into his opponent's stomach.
[01:41 AM] batias: Loose Bowels, the bunny mage, not being trained to fight up close doesn't have the experience to dodge nor block the kick. The mage lets himself fall backwards, seeing as it might be farther away from that nasty blade. He would be holding what was left of the bunny, assuming he is able to get it off the sword.
[01:43 AM] JRCameron: The paladin raises his hand, looking down into his bitter rival's eyes. "Beg for mercy."
[01:54 AM] batias: Loose grimaced at the Paladin. His eyes were filled with bunny mage angst. Now was the time to decide, did the bunny die in vain, or not?! It was in vain. The mage made his final derp and said goodbye. "NNNYYYYYUUUUUUUU!!!!!" he yelled. This was derp for no.
[01:56 AM] JRCameron: "Then your reign of terror is over." With a blast of holy energy, the paladin ends the loose sphinctered rabbit mage's life. Unless...
[01:57 AM] batias: (Unless?)
[01:57 AM] JRCameron: That was your cue to pull some uber skill out of your ass. If not, then I suggest we switch sides. You play the paladin, and I'll play the shit-based bunny mage.